I got another call last week.
“Hello, this is the Putnam County Sheriff’s Department. Your father’s part of a program where we call him every day to make sure he’s ok. He didn’t answer today. I’m outside his house right now.”
“Oh, yes, I know about the program. What can I help you with?”
“Well, I called both key holders and I can’t get in touch with either one. Does your father have any keys hidden outside the house?”